I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO!!!

Lane Pryce, Professor James Moriarty, and Sebastian Moran are my bbs
SWEET HOLMES AND HELLA WASTONE

Chris Evans as Captain America at the set of Avengers: Age of Ultron | Seoul, Korea. April 4, 2014

(Source: forassgard)


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every anti sj comic ever

Xtremely irrational minority person: kill and eat all straights
author self insert: oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my
good rational minority person: Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"
Xtremely irrational minority person: *pees*
author self insert: thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*
good rational minority person: woof

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bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.


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phannahtom:

The most fun a poor art history major can have without selling their soul for the ability to travel the world. 

Google maps lets you go in places now: Musee d’Orsay, The Met, Versailles, all of the places above, and tons more. I am pleased. 


reblog: lizisadinosaur // origin: phannahtom

Old Hollywood guys edition:
Henry Fonda: Would you describe yourself as a nice person?
Jimmy Stewart: How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Bing Crosby: What is your favorite time of year?
Fred Astaire: Can you dance?
Frank Sinatra: Can you sing?
Gary Cooper: What is your favorite food?
George Gershwin: Can you play an instrument? If so, which, and for how long have you been playing it?
Cary Grant: Do you have a crush on someone?
Gregory Peck: Are you always sincere and truthful?
Errol Flynn: Are you athletic?
Robert Taylor: Best physical feature?
Laurence Olivier: Are you a good actor/actress?
Buster Keaton: What is your worst injury?
Dean Martin: Do you like to joke around and laugh a lot?
Humphrey Bogart: Are you a strong-willed person?
Clifton Webb: Sexual orientation?
Tyrone Power: Is there someone whom you wish would take notice of you?
Leslie Howard: Are you/were you a good student?
Peter O’Toole: Plans for the future?
Gene Kelly: Are you arrogant?
Paul Newman: What color are your eyes?
Dick van Dyke: Are you feeling happy right now?

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fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person


reblog: gentlenight // origin: fartgallery


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king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate


reblog: gentlenight // origin: kingofwesteros

baconbreath:

these are really easy to use, just type the characters name into some unsuspecting losers ask box and they will be bound by the laws of tumblr to answer you.


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dat-soldier:

naru-wishfield:

LET’S TRY!!!!!!!

ah shit i fucked it up


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