*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
i guess it was a good thing i didn’t go to koko last night bc there were primarily freshers there from what someone told me and oh man that really would have ruined things for me
I don’t want hot sauce, I want a sauce with a great personality
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors